*NOTE* This was a attempt to take words normally considered offensive and turn them into something other than what they represent I.E. Whore and Harlot etc.
She Wore Beads
There once was a wicked hussy.
The town's eclectic floozy.
She'd dangle her beads, twirling them just so.
They were the color of a harlot, you know, "Red".
She often whored herself on cheap liquor and smokes while
reclining on the steps of the scarlet district.
What a strumpet in her high heels and fishnet hose!
Flashing her flamboyant posterior, she'd cause quite a show.
Men's heads would turn, those gigolos.
They'd whistle and say,
"Golly Look How She Strolls."