A flamboyant porky fellow
much to his dismay, pulled the cork
of the flax seed oil, instead of his "Oil of Olay"
His daily regimen of skin care
while done in the company of self,
was sorely interrupted, as the flax seed
came off the shelf.
Now in the shadows of darkness,
the portly fellow sits.
Candidly assessing his reflection,
His skin care now on the fritzs.